Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

object lesson

SHE'S STILL AT WORK,

WHERE'S Maway?

SPORT AUNT MO'S GONNA HELP US MAKE SUPPER.

IS THIS CAULIFLOWER ORGANIC?

I DUNNO. I JUST GRABBED IT. SO SYDNEY REALLY HAS 20 THOUSAND DOLLARS OF CREDIT CARD DEBT? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

WHAT'S ORGANIC?

APRIL 17, 1998

GAY PEOple's ChrONICLE 35

IT'S FOOD WITHOUT PESTICIDES IN IT, RAFFI.

UH... POISON TO KILL BUGS WITH. SHE JUST KEPT GETTING MORE CARDS AND HIGHER LIMITS. SHE'S REALLY PREAKED OUT ABOUT IT, BUT THE WAY SHE MAKES HERSELF FEEL BETTER IS TO GO BUY MORE STUFF.

AH, THE BEAUTY OF CAPITALISM

WHAT'S CAPTIALISM?

YOU FIELD THAT ONE,

MO. I GOTTA CHANGE.

WELL, RAFFI, CAPITAL ISA 15 A WAY FOR RICH PEOPLE TO KEEP GETTING RICHER, NO MATTER WHAT THE COST TAKE THIS CAURIFLOWER.

A RICH MAN PAYS UNEIVABLE WAGES TO

MIGRANT WORKERS TO PLANT CAULIFLOWERS

CAPITALISM JUST WANTS THE MANTO GET RICHER, SO IT INVENTS FOOD IRRADICREATES CARCINOGENIC CHEMICALS, BUT IT MAKES THE CAULIFLOWERS LAST SO THE MANMAKES MORE MONEY-

ÁO STRAY THEM WITH PESTICIDES, THE WORKERSATION, WHICH DESTROYS VITAMIS AND GET SICK FROM THE POISON, AND THE RESIDUE IN THE FOOD CAN CAUSE BRAM DAMAGE, BUTI CAPITALISH DOESN'T CARE

WHAT'S PESTICIZE?

THEN CAPITALISM FINDS A WAY TO GENETICALLY AFTER THE CAULLFLOWER SEEDS TO WITHSTAND THE WEED KILLER THE MAN ALSO HAPPENS TO SELL, SO HIS PROFITS SKYROCKET.

AT LAST, THE MAN IS SO RICH AND POWERFUL THAT IF ANYONE SUGGESTS HIS PESTICIDE-RIDDEN, IRRADIATED, GENETICALLY-MUTATED CAULIFLOWERS AREN'T GOOD FOR YOU, HE CAN SUE THEM FOR STILL MORE MONEY! THAT'S CAPITALISM. ANY QUESTIONS?

CAN WE GO TO BURGER KING? I DON'T LIKE CAULIFLOWERS.

UH, SWEETIE? REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT MENTIONING BURGER KING IN FRONT OF AUNT MO.

YEAH! IS SHE GONNA HAVE A STROKE NOW?

HUNK

CHOPP

THWACKETA THE HACKETA

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A LOXT DOWNTOWN

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